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Funny TXT conversation

Mon Oct 26, 2009, 2:44 PM
All in a short time span...

ME: how do you make a game about Saw? see who can hack off the most limbs the fastest?
HIM: I figured it was a game about surviving intricate traps.
ME: HERE'S A RUSTY NEEDLE, GET TO WORK
HIM: Avoid the swinging chainsaws!
ME: The hobo has super-AIDS! DON'T LET HIM HUG YOU!!
HIM: Run away from the black man! He's on crack!
ME: Consume the pudding that doesn't contain the pufferfish!
HIM: Climb through the maze of razor wire! But don't get cut! Blood attracts the piranhas in the pool below!
ME: Wait in line for a complicated transaction at the DMV! But resist the temptation to blow your own head off with the provided shotgun!

etc

  • Mood: b0x0rz-less
  • Listening to: 9000 Miles - Pendulum
  • Playing: Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Borderlands

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: BAMA!
  • Interests: Flash Animation, Video Games, Coca Cola, Video Games
  • Favourite movie: Forrest Gump, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal
  • Favourite artist: Norman Rockwell
  • Favourite poet or writer: Anti-Dickinson (Emily's anti-universe self)
  • Operating System: XP
  • Shell of choice: Spiny Shell (Triple Red Shell works too)
  • Favourite game: Kingdom Hearts II, Team Fortress 2, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, many more
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC, XBox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny, Iroh, Zuko, Captain Murphy, Bender, Mentok the Mindtaker, Phil Ken Sebben
  • Personal Quote: "Why worry about tomorrow when today has enough worries of its own?"
  • Tools of the Trade: Adobe Flash CS3

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:iconorlyman:
Thank ya kindly for the watch

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:iconninja-kow:
Not at all, good sir.
:iconisayplz:

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:iconninja-kow:
THANKS BRA

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:icongalahawk:
Completely random, but GOD I love your avatar. xDD

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:iconninja-kow:
Thanks, it was fun to make. :D

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:iconkumori13:
-peeks out from behind rock-

I'm so not here. shhhh

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:iconninja-kow:
-whirls around-

Who said that?!?

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:iconkumori13:
NOT I.
IT IS ONLY THE COMPANIONE, I THINK.

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